{"id":141,"date":"2009-10-06T06:11:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-06T06:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elnostreraco.com\/blog\/?p=141"},"modified":"2014-04-07T12:54:42","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T12:54:42","slug":"informe-ineficient","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elnostreraco.com\/blog\/informe-ineficient\/","title":{"rendered":"Informe (im)perfecte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vista la popularitat dels <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3cat24.cat\/noticia\/405693\/politica\/La-Generalitat-admet-que-el-16-dels-informes-encarregats-el-2007-son-dubtosos\" target=\"_blank\">informes de la Generalitat<\/a>, hem cregut que nosaltres ho podem fer millor (i m\u00e9s barat\u2026o no).<\/p>\n<p>Qu\u00e8 ha de tenir un informe per ser (im)perfecte?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>La primera lletra de cada par\u00e0graf ha de ser un 400% m\u00e9s gran que la resta i de color blau cel.<\/li>\n<li>Tipografia Comic Sans MS.<\/li>\n<li>Com a m\u00ednim a Interlineat 3.<\/li>\n<li>Posar molt marge, que sin\u00f3 costa llegir.<\/li>\n<li>S&#8217;ha d&#8217;utilitzar paper fotogr\u00e0fic i impr\u00e8s a una sola cara.<\/li>\n<li>Cal deixar 2 papers en blanc entre apartat i apartat.<\/li>\n<li>Encuadernat amb clip, que fa m\u00e9s maco, mai de la vida folrat.<\/li>\n<li>El t\u00edtol de l&#8217;informe, amb lletra 12pt, ha de tenir, com a m\u00ednim, 5 paraules amb m\u00e9s de 8 lletres (disciplinari, comparaci\u00f3, interacci\u00f3, desenvolupament, interdepartamental, atribucions&#8230;).<\/li>\n<li>Ha de comen\u00e7ar amb la frase &#8221; aquest document \u00e9s un document que documenta&#8230;&#8221; informe perfecte<\/li>\n<li>Ha d&#8217;acabar amb la frase &#8220;crec que ja estic&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Preu estimat de 100.000\u20ac, com a m\u00ednim 600\u20ac per par\u00e0graf.<\/li>\n<li>Tamb\u00e9 es cobrar\u00e0 per fer un informe sobre l&#8217;informe de l&#8217;informe previ de l&#8217;informe provisional (aka L&#8217;elaboraci\u00f3 de l&#8217;acta de la presentaci\u00f3 d&#8217;un informe sobre un an\u00e0lisis).<\/li>\n<li>Ha d&#8217;anar firmat amb Nom, cognom i correu (que obligat\u00f2riament ser\u00e0 @hotmail.com).<\/li>\n<li>Una vegada creat cal enviar un SMS o tweet a la gent que els interessa i que algun\/a fot\u00f2graf obtingui la prova del crim de que hi ha un informe nou.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/elnostreraco.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/informe_perfecte.pdf\">Baixa&#8217;t el document de mostra en PDF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nota: Aquesta \u00e9s una entrada conjunta elaborada per @jrosell, @afontcu, @batega, @lluiski i ser\u00e0 publicada als seg\u00fcents blocs:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/elnostreraco.com\/blog\/\">jrosell<\/a><\/li>\n<li>afontcu<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/batega.cat\/\">batega<\/a><\/li>\n<li>lluiski<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vista la popularitat dels informes de la Generalitat, hem cregut que nosaltres ho podem fer millor (i m\u00e9s barat\u2026o no). 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